Monday, March 31, 2008

In his defense, the table came on to HIM.

Bellevue OH man caught having sex with a picnic table.

1 comment:

Tom Hanna said...

The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal table before performing a sex act upon it.

Unclear antecedent. If Mr. Price was in Mr. Price's garden, then his neighbor should be less nosy. If Mr. Price was in the neighbor's garden, how about simply charging him with trespassing and, maybe, property destruction?

Ah, the Land of the Free.