Sulu to marry partner.

Meanwhile, I notice that Star Trek has had many instances of "interspecies romance"* (on Earth, that's called bestiality) to little uproar from the theocrat right, but they still haven't had a gay character.

* - Spock was half-human, half-Vulcan. Belanna Torres was half-human, half-Klingon. Kirk did it with all sorts of alien women. Klingon Worf married Trill Dax after fathering a child with a half-human, half-Klingon. Human Riker married a half-human, half-Betazoid. Changeling Odo carried on with Bajoran Kira Nerys. Ferengi Rom married a Bajoran Dabo (sp?) girl. And android Data got a special "love kiss" from the Borg Queen, just to name a few.

Chesney to fans: You suck.

Well, that's one way to get free health care.

HIV guy spits at officer, gets 35 years of healthcare courtesy of the taxpayer.

Were they in the ICE MACHINE?

Ants swarm Houston.

Your government in action.

Michigan city spends $5.21 to mail a $.51 property tax bill by certified mail.

Slime In The Lockup!!!

I'm telling you, Johnny . . .

... you know I'm not voting for you, but if you want me to vote for the Libertarian candidate and not Obama, you'd better not!

EVIDENCE THE RAPTURE HAS COME!!!

Contestants are disappearing as the "American Idol" finale approaches. Unfortunately for Fox, so are the viewers.

Rapture!

Or maybe they are the Prime Movers, and John Galt has gotten to them.

I've got an idea!

Why don't they pay me a million of those cursive "L" thingies with a dash through them, and see if I can stir the soup?

You know how in the old SimCity game . . .

. . . that if you didn't enter in the correct code at the beginning, you could play the game but you were plagued with natural disasters every few seconds?

I wonder if the SimCity programmers are God, cuz the frequency of natural disasters sure seems to be ramping up.

Song of the Day: Goin' Downtown, Gonna Beat Up Drunks.