They lied.

They say we got 6" of snowfall yesterday.

They are lying.

We had at least four inches the first time I shovelled the sidewalk and driveway.

Another six inches the second time.

Why is there a conspiracy to devalue snowfall?

On a related note, I built an angry snowcat.

While inside looking for AAA batteries for my digicam, the snowcat's head fell off.

I hacked his body to pieces with the snowshovel.