Barack McClinton working to secure the Chris Benoit crowd.

Umm . . . but I thought steroids were a BAD thing.?

In his defense, the table came on to HIM.

Bellevue OH man caught having sex with a picnic table.

Oh darn, I missed it!

Ah, Springfield.

Home of The 20-foot Inflatable Crawl-Through Interactive Super Colon! You TOO can be a Turd-Impersonator!!!

The interactive colon is a teaching tool.

How does this square with Springfield's other tourism slogan: Springfield, Where They Burn Down The Houses of Gay People?

No mention of whether or not Lemmiwinks and Paris Hilton are part of the exhibit.