SHRIEK WOMAN STAFF NO WRITE ENGLISH GOOD.

Well, I guess it's one way to avoid that pesky problem of not knowing when to use an apostrophe.

Just seen as a headline on The Screeching Banshee Show on HLN:

WILL TOT MOM BROTHER GET CRIMINAL IMMUNITY?

Please . . . PLEASE tell me their headline writing has been outsourced to some English-as-a-fifth-language country. Because the only other possibility is that it's a liberal do-gooder jobs program for the Severely Brain-Damaged.

Unless, of course, the wave of kids who got an Outcomes-Based Education are now old enough to enter the workforce.