Robocalls.

Monday and Tuesday, I got at least SIX robocalls from the John McCain-Feingold campaign. Two were disguised as polls.

I texted the numbers they were called from with the message "The more you telestalk me, the more determined I am to vote for Ron Paul!"

One also had a "Remember McCain-Feingold!" tacked onto the end.

The campaign reminds me of a clingy ex-girlfriend who doesn't quite grasp that she is no longer of any interest to me.

But then, they were never of any interest to me. I don't date authoritarian subjectivist collectivists.

Go away, bitch. You annoy me.