Through my mastery of Double Couponing, today I managed to get $15.71 worth of groceries for $8.27, a $7.44 (or 47%) savings. Plus, I caught a $3.99 bag of Doritos on sale for two bucks.
I consider it a success if my couponing saves me more than I pay in sales tax. This time, I accomplished that goal many times over.
Congress should put me in charge of making all the government's purchases.