Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Meditations On The First Beehives.

1. How far away are they from
A. the First Swingset?
B. the area where dignitaries hold ceremonial gladhanding?

2. Is the taxpayer funding the salary of a Beekeeper Laureate just to provide the Obamas with a few jars of honey every year? If so, wouldn't it be cheaper just to go to Costco, where the Time Masheen is?

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