Another Democrat Knock-knock Joke.

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Barack Obama."

"Ted Kennedy left a message for you. He wants to take you on a car ride over the Chappaquiddick Bridge."

"But I'm not pregnant!"

I didn't know they offered a degree in Drowning Pregnant Secretaries and Getting Away With It.

Harvard to give Chappaquiddick Ted an honorary degree.

Observation.

I note that the Drunks for Obama endorsement didn't put him on top in their home state.

Relatives of Drunks for Obama had similar results.