Bonus Democrat Knock-Knock Joke.

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Barack Obama."

"Pardon me; I have to go change my panties. The mere mention of His name makes me Moist Down There!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know this was the Mainstream Media's house!"

Democrat knock-knock joke.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Barack Obama.

Hurry inside, Mr. President! Sandy Berger's in the area and he might stuff you down his pants and run off with you!

Bonus Democrat Knock-knock Joke.

"Knock-knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Barack Obama. I hear you clinging to your guns and religion in there! Stop it RIGHT NOW!!!"

Another Democrat Knock-knock Joke.

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Barack Obama."

"Ted Kennedy left a message for you. He wants to take you on a car ride over the Chappaquiddick Bridge."

"But I'm not pregnant!"

Another Democrat Knock-knock joke.

"Knock-knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Barack Obama."

"Oh, are you back from your drug-fueled limo joyride into Sodom already, Mr. President?"

Democrat knock-knock joke:

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"We inherited this mess; it's all Bush's fault! Never mind that OUR party has controlled Congress since 2006!"