Set up a Twitter page today.
I don't know my cell number, or rather, I THINK I know my cell number, but am not quite confident enough to plug that puppy in there. And I didn't bring it with me here to the library.
Oh, look. Over there -- something NEATO and SPARKLY!!!
You know, you can take the Crunchberries out of Cap'n Crunch With Crunchberries, and you have Cap'n Crunch WITHOUT Crunchberries.
It seems my brain is shrinking to the size of that of a Cereal Woman*.
I'll try not to look up at the sky when it's raining long enough to drown.
* - Cereal Women are sorority girls who some twenty years ago used to infest the dining halls of then-SMSU. They always ate cereal, were incapable of individuality, and were bright not so much. That Cap'n Crunch quote was actually overheard from one of them. See also "Blonde Bowheads."