The Philippines government has issued an Easter public heath warning - on the dangers of crucifixion.
Thousands of worshippers in the Philippines will this week practice crucifixion and self flagellation to show their faith.
The government is encouraging them to get a tetanus shot first and be sure to use a clean whip or nails, reports the Daily Telegraph.
I'm so glad there are governments to tell me these things. There's no way I could figure them out on my own.
And just this morning, I was thinking that since there is no danger whatsoever, today would be a good day to get crucified. Thank God the Phillipine government is around to save me from myself.
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