The brown-haired girl is obviously a Democrat.

Note how happy she is when Suit Guy (who represents the Nanny State) gives her a toy pony. Then note how quickly her happiness turns to the Green-Eyed Monster when someone else gets something better.

Is this the end of hip-hop?

Hip-hop somehow survived the Rappin' Barney Fruity Pebbles commercials (here and here).

But it may not survive the Potty Dance.

Why I don't eat at Quizno's.

Because a creepy bicurious pizza oven will try to seduce me.

One of the reasons I don't eat at Subway . . .

... is that it makes people act like THIS!



And why don't I eat Hillshire Farms? Because it makes people do this:

Is it just me . . .

... or does the other Kevin look more like a real athlete?