Winston Smith wept.

UK borough council bans the term "brainstorming" because it might be offensive to epileptics!

Instead, they suggest "thought shower" (offensive to the incontinent?) and "blue-sky thinking" (offensive to depressives?)

The PC Nazis can arrest me if they want . . .

... but I'm still calling them the ASU Indians.

Maybe the Arkansas State PC Nazis should have been their new nickname.

But "Wolves"? How bland can you get?

The committee unanimously decided to recommend the Wolves and leave up to Chancellor Robert Potts to determine whether the name should be the Red Wolves, Black Wolves or just plain Wolves.

With truth in advertising in mind, if you're going with a retarded mascot like the [insert adjective here] Wolves, shouldn't the adjective be "Retarded"?