"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Barack Obama."
"Pardon me; I have to go change my panties. The mere mention of His name makes me Moist Down There!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know this was the Mainstream Media's house!"
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Although I am Robbie Fabulous, That Thing's name does not make me moist, cep'n in the backside-oh I gotta go crap...all better now.
I saw these folks last night - www.moorelife.org , since you asked and all and we got all sidetracked and ended up coming home via Crane and Galena, up highway 413.
We did *not* eat any of those B.A. Burritos, however, but I kept humming Ozarks Mountain Daredevils songs, given that my caffeine buzz kicked in HARD and stayed on 'til midnight.
A bientot! R F
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