Take this hypothetical situation.
Suppose someone . . . let's call him The Last American . . . is fixing a bowl of Top Ramen with pieces of smoked sausage in the microwave. He puts the water in, and cooks it for ten minutes.
Upon removing it from the microwave, some of the water sloshes onto his hand, burning it. By reflex, he jumps and splashes hot water and ramen noodles all over his chest. It causes what looks like 2nd-degree burns.
Who is responsible? Pick one:
1. The ramen company.
2. The water company.
3. The sausage company.
4. The bowl company.
5. The microwave company.
6. The shirt company, for making a shirt that is not heat-resistant.
Or is it that dumbass that sloshed ramen on himself?
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6 comments:
Ten minutes? You could defrost Antarctica with a decent microwave in that much time.
George Bush.
Z.O.G. is to blame!!! It's in "The Turner Diaries!
R
Kippy wrote:
"Ten minutes? You could defrost Antarctica with a decent microwave in that much time."
It's a cheap little 600-watt model that I got for it's energy efficiency.
Tom Hanna wrote:
"George Bush."
If not him, then CERTAINLY Ronald Reagan or Matt Blunt!
R wrote:
"Z.O.G. is to blame!!! It's in "The Turner Diaries!"
Would those be the Roger Turner (Aka Starr Shyne) Diaries?
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