Insane - 4%.
Joined the Super Friends - 4%.
Unabomber Shack - 4%.
Prison - 9%.
Ron Paul - 85%.
Proves my theory that Ron Paul wins all Internet polls he is included in, even if it makes absolutely no sense.
Question: Which of the Superfriends would sniff his/her pinky finger after using it to scratch the inside of his/her itchy ear canal?
Superman. 0 (0%)
Batman. 0 (0%)
Aquaman. 0 (0%)
Wonder Woman. 1 (5%)
Black Vulcan. 1 (5%)
Apache Chief. 3 (15%)
Samurai. 0 (0%)
Zan. 0 (0%)
Jayna. 14 (70%)
Green Lantern. 0 (0%)
Hawkman. 0 (0%)
Robin. 1 (5%)
The obvious answer would be Aquaman, because he is constantly getting water in his ear and is more likely to have a fungal infection in there, so it is more likely to itch than the ears of the other Super Friends are. Aquaman got zero percent. Jayna got 70%.
Question: If Obama wins, does that demonstrate that race-based affirmative action is unnecessary?
Yes. 100%.
No. 0%.
Looks like those of you who are pro-Obama and pro-AFFAC better be careful what you wish for, because you may have to choose between the two.
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2 comments:
Why wasn't Ron Paul in the Superfriends poll? Or at least Obama. He's got a big S on his chest, after all.
Dewey beats Truman!
Because Ron Paul is in the Avengers, silly man!
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